This newsletter is a long, grand tradition, sparked many years ago (jeez, 10 years!) by all the letters we got that were positive messages of hope, love, and faith.
As you can see, not so much of that from this venemous harridan and her spouse.
Please pardon the appearance. Blogspot is not so good about formatting... and I'm too lazy to put in tables and crap.
So with no further ado, have a merry hannu-kwanza-rama-mas and a fantastic chinese new year!!