flightless hag

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I'm a 40-something married white female, survivor of weight watchers, avid reader of pulp. Dogs (not cats), extreme right (handed, not politics), ENTJ, alto, wanna-be knitter.

September 08, 2009

Words A Mother Never Wants To Hear

Heard from the bathroom by Mom (in the kitchen washing dishes)

(dad to mothy or stinky, not sure which)



"DO NOT TRY TO PEE AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT THE SAME TIME!"

Ahh, kids.

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