flightless hag

A chronicle of the adventures of birdwoman: a lonely, talentless freak who wanders the internet in search of entertainment.

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I'm a 40-something married white female, survivor of weight watchers, avid reader of pulp. Dogs (not cats), extreme right (handed, not politics), ENTJ, alto, wanna-be knitter.

April 13, 2007

A Note from Stinky's School

Dear Parents & Guardians

It is necessary for me to bring an incident in school to your attention. Yesterday, a student brought some empty shell casings to school... [we] determined that at no time did this pose any threat to the safety and wellbeing of students and staff... We are addressing pertinent issues...

It's so weird. In one generation we've gone from required hunter safety classes to this. I understand their fear of guns, but empty shell casings? And sending a note to all parents about it? Next thing you know, we'll hear about the student who was suspended for bringing a quiver to school.


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