Duuuuude!

Apparently, Subaru is very concerned if there are oxen in the proximity to their cars. My car needs a new ox censor.

I’d ask “what’s the point?”, but I live in an area inundated by whitetail deer who tend to be suicidal. I’m thinking that maybe this ox censor is multi-tasking. If so, mine hasn’t worked properly for years – poor scoobie was attacked violently by a doe a few years ago.

Just when you think these car things couldn’t get any more complicated, they add stuff like this. And John wonders why I don't want him to even attempt to change the oil on the thing. Who knows, he might end up disengaging the ox censor!!

/dumb girl mode
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