flightless hag

A chronicle of the adventures of birdwoman: a lonely, talentless freak who wanders the internet in search of entertainment.

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I'm a 40-something married white female, survivor of weight watchers, avid reader of pulp. Dogs (not cats), extreme right (handed, not politics), ENTJ, alto, wanna-be knitter.

December 20, 2005

MacGyver Arrested!!

John was watching some newsy network as I stretched out this morning. I saw on the crawl line that some dude got arrested for possessing chemicals which could be used to make a bomb. They cited two of the more dangerous components the dude had: acetone and citric acid.

Oh My God!

It’s an Orange Juice & Nail Polish Remover Bomb!!!

Tell me he had duct tape and a few paper clips, and that cinches it.


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