I May Be Birdwoman, But It's Not My Fault!

There's some new vogue disease out there - some Avian Flu. They say it's hopped from birds to peoples, but I swear, I wasn't the vector. (What's the vector, Victor?) So, if you listened to scientists a month or so ago, they're screaming Pandemic! I'm thinking The Stand! but, of course, haven't heard a word since.

Good thing. I've got enough people yelling at me these days. I don't want to get blamed for an epidemic!

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