One More, from Grandma

Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Firetrucks are red
Newspapers are read
Newspapers cost 2 cents
2x6 is 12
There are 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Mary was a ruler
Queen Mary was also a ship that sailed the high seas
Fishes are in the seas
Fishes have fins
Fins hate Russians
Russians are Red
Firetrucks are always rushin', that's why firetrucks are red...


I have further proof. Russians are not red anymore. They're capitalist green. Bryn Mawr firetrucks are green. QED.

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