Don't Trust The Man
My dirty bird is addicted to Kikkoman teriyaki sauce. He says you could probably marinade liver in it and the liver would taste good. You can serve it with fava beans and a nice Chianti. *shudder*
So, now that he's jonesing to get his fix, the supermarket pusher only carries it in these 8oz bottles at like $4 a pop. Like WHA??? Is it liquid gold?
AMAZON to the rescue! John found a deal for 4 gallons of it (at $.13 an ounce). So, he ordered it. After much grumbling from our UPS man - who, incidentally, HATES us - we now are the proud owners of 4 gallons of teriyaki.
If the Zombie Apocalypse that Stinky keeps predicting actually happens? We're set.
John was explaining to me how we were set. "I know it seems like a lot of sauce, but in the long run, it'll work out well."
"Cool!" the moth replies, "you can use it in a lawnmower? That's awesome!"
This demonstrates two key aspects to Mothman. First: he is unflaggingly positive. Life is never lemons; it's always lemonade!
Second: he's got to clean out his ears more often. And apply logic before asking questions.