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I'm a 40-something married white female, survivor of weight watchers, avid reader of pulp. Dogs (not cats), extreme right (handed, not politics), ENTJ, alto, wanna-be knitter.

December 02, 2006

Recipe for a Happy Stinky

First, add a sixth birthday (Happy Birthday, Sean!)
Then celebrate it over three days:

On the first day, your actual birthday, skip school. Eat whatever you want for breakfast, go to the Franklin Institute for the morning, and have pizza for supper. Be surprised when Dad goes and gets you birthday presents, anyhow, after Mom said that going to the science museum was your present.

On the second day, take cupcakes and juice into school, and be all your fellow rugrats' hero.

On the third day, be visited by your grandparents who bring more gifts and cake and icecream.

That is one happy kid. And he's usually a groaner. For you statisticians: 48.5 inches, 47.5 pounds. He's a beanpole. And for once, he's a smiling beanpole!




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