flightless hag

A chronicle of the adventures of birdwoman: a lonely, talentless freak who wanders the internet in search of entertainment.

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I'm a 40-something married white female, survivor of weight watchers, avid reader of pulp. Dogs (not cats), extreme right (handed, not politics), ENTJ, alto, wanna-be knitter.

March 07, 2007

It's Only Fair

I've been assigning new workers their buttons to push at Spaceleys for quite a while now. But yesterday, I was stopped in my tracks at the list of new hires.

We hired Jesus.

I feel so much better!

Then, in a stunning move of Equal Opportunity, we hired Vishnu today.

One last stunner? The ...ahem... gentleman who has been known as Satan by a number of us has "decided to leave the company to pursue better opportunities" according to a global announcement from upper management. Heh. I wonder if he'll contact the ACLU for deity discrimination?!




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