Bumper Sticker Theology

My husband hates preachy bumper stickers. They're either too simplistic ("Thank God Your Mother Didn't Believe In Abortion!") or too long to read ("If the Air Force had to have a bake sale like every other school does then it probably wouldn't buy that many airplanes and then..." BAM I just hit your car trying to read your stupid-ass bumper sticker...)

I saw a bumper sticker the other day, "we're all part of one big HUMAN FAMILY". To this deep, sympathtic thinker:
1) You may be from Arkansas; I am not.
2) Every family has members the others regret. You've made my list, hippie!