Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - Baby Style

So, back in the day, Mad Magazine put out a book or three of snappy answers to stupid questions. You know, you've got the hood up on your car, steam/smoke/crazy liquid spewing everywhere, and some joker passer-by asks "Car trouble?". You can't think of what to say... but MAD did. (something to the effect of "No, Demon trouble. Know a good priest?")

Now, there's a whole website of crazy questions people are asking about how to name Precious Baby. And almost always, you can see the chemical truck stuck on the railroad tracks with the train coming, full speed. But this website gives such wonderful answers to the most loaded baby-name situations.

Q: I've suggested to my sister that she name her little girl to be - Manchester. She's not sure about it but she's considering. What do you think?
A: Clever. Like being named Pittsburg or Schenectady. Kid'll grow up to be beaten to death by Liverpool fans.

The fun goes on.

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